Schrödinger's cat's an enigma

   In that box did it die or survive?

   Mr. S. said it would be quite a stigma

   If his pet were both dead and alive.

  You see quantum physics suggested

  Every state must exist till observed

  But Schrödinger and his cat, Tiddles

  Threw them a ball that was curved


Cos Schrödinger’s point was quite simple

Cats can't be living and dead

They have to be one or the other

Whatever the physicists said.

So the point of the mind games creator

Was to prove we were being misled

By the way, it’s now 80 years later

And Schrödinger’s cat is quite dead.